Sunday, 29 March 2015

The highs and lows of a 100km walk

While the feet are still tender and the muscles still tight I thought I should recap the 100km journey just completed.
That way when Evan  puts out the call to do it again next year I will have empirical evidence of why "no" should be the answer.

27th March, Friday 2pm

Left Hamilton and convoyed 2 vehicles to Taupo. Amazed we managed to fit all our gear in. Did the official Oxfam check in and obligatory safety briefing.  Evan not happy he got assigned the "purple" bib colour. Although they called it blue, it was purple. Accomodation was nice but the neighbour's party that didn't finish til about 2am meant none of us got much sleep. Not a great start. Up at 4am.



Start 6am Saturday morning– Checkpoint 1 - 11.3km (7:56am)
Whangamata Rd Airstrip to  Kawakawa Bay

Getting to the start was not without small dramas.
Despite all the modern technology man can provide we missed the turnoff to the start at the Whangamata Rd airstrip and ended up taking a "detour" which turned out for the best as we avoided a lot of the incredibly slow camper-vans heading to the start. Sally did hit and kill a rabbit, which we took as a good sign. Felt sorry for the car that pulled off the road in front of us to let out what we assume was a team member who promptly vomited on the side of the road. It’s a tense business, walking for charity.
Our 6 am start went well - mild weather and toilet queues not too long.

The start in the dark was somewhat surreal. Picture a sea of nothing but 400 odd headlamps bobbing along in single file over farmland and into the bush. Not something you see every day.
The only highlight of the leg was the german team right behind us whose limited english was amusing. Had fun picking out the english words of their conversation.
No support crew at Checkpoint 1, just a quick check in, a scenic toilet stop and back on the trail.


Checkpoint 1– Checkpoint 2 – 9.7km (9:39am)
Kawakawa Bay to  Kinloch Domain

Lovely walk on this leg. Nice bush. Came across the NZ army team, loaded down with 20kg packs. Feeling guilty about our lightweight back loads. Reluctantly passed them. Checkpoint 2 was the first time we caught up with our support crew. Our cracking pace somewhat caught them on the back foot. They recovered well.


Checkpoint 2 – Checkpoint 3 – 17km (12:41 am)
Kinloch Domain to Whakaipo Bay

Another pleasant leg, completed ahead of estimates with great views that Evan wouldn't let me stop to take many photos of. I did sneak a couple in anyway. Support crew had things under control here for our lunch break including sussing out the awning on the land rover. Ice blocks and cold potatoes FTW. All important 1/4 done signpost.



Checkpoint 3 – Checkpoint 4 – 16km (no time, computer down)
Whakaipo Bay to Riverside Park

I knew this would be a challenging leg, including the farmland trig highpoint of the walk and the rather horrible scoria road back to town. Including not-so-picturesque quarry. Now you could see the cracks forming in some teams. The definition of team was being redefined.  This leg did include the highlight of hitting the 50km point, an important goal psychologically. During this leg we met the team “Harry Potter and the Chafing of Secrets” whom we came across many more times over the remaining legs. They broke up the monotony of this leg with the kind of enthusiasm that was needed at the time.
This checkpoint was our dinner break before night kicked in.  Some podiatry first aid was required now. Fried potatoes FTW.



Checkpoint 4 – Checkpoint 5 – 7km (18:37pm)
Riverside Park to Huka Falls Road (No Support Crew Access)

Met the Auckland Hash House Harriers on this leg. A bunch of old guys with a bucket list wish to complete the trailwalk. My teammates sniggered as I introduced myself to the heavily bearded member of the team who had "on on" on the back of his shorts...initially I thought it was onion but wondered where the "I" was. Turns out it's a harrier saying. “On on” became our new motto. They took our photo at Huka Falls. We also came across the Germans again from leg 1…looking worse for wear and down to 3 members.



Checkpoint 5 – Checkpoint 6 – 8.7km (20:26pm)
Huka Falls Road to Wairakei Resort

An unexpected unfun leg. We spent most of it on mountain bike trails in pine forest as it got progressively darker and darker into nightfall. Headlamps came on. Sobering moment when we had to clear the track to allow rescue crew to evacuate someone out in a stretcher. No idea if it was a trail walker or a mountain biker. Walked with the Harriers through this leg, they knew all the dwarf jokes. They made the leg tolerable, but it just went on forever. I acquired the nickname of “red”. We never did learn their names. Our hazard identification on the trails started being adopted by others, although our ability to identify hazards became reduced as we tired..."look out for the round, stumpy thingy".

Checkpoint 6 – Checkpoint 7 – 18km (1:07am Sunday morning)
Wairakei Resort to Taupo Gliding Club

A long, boring leg.  Looked for the 80km marker, this was an important milestone for us but missed it. Found the 81km marker though. Knowing that there was only 20 km (or 2x10km) to go kept us going. At this point our heads were down most of the time watching the path as we walked in the dark. Warm, mild conditions really helped get through this leg. The stretch through paddocks and into the Gliding club was long and painful. Mostly we preferred to walk alone...found other teams chatter and clatter of walking poles annoying. Never been so grateful to see a toilet. Now it starts raining. Feeling sorry for some of the sights the podiatry students had to face. Sang happy birthday for one of the Harry Potter team members. Stayed longer than we wanted at this checkpoint, realised this would be a slow final leg for us. Feet were suffering, podiatry assistance a must.

Checkpoint 7 – Finish – 12.3km (4:49am)
Taupo Gliding Club to Tongariro Domain

Not a pleasant leg. I appear to have said that the last 3 legs. Left the checkpoint in the rain and feet were wet almost immediately as we hit long grass in the paddocks back to town. Stiles became very hard to get over. According to Evan there would be no more stiles after the first one we crossed. He was wrong. Some unpleasant surprises in the paddocks. Town took forever to appear. When it did Liz’s calves protested at the final hill we had to climb.  We called on the support crew to come and assist to get us to the end. Nearly cried when we discovered the final few metres to the finish required climbing some steps. Conclusion: Oxfam staff are sadistic.

We finished in 22 hrs and 47 minutes. Proud. Limping and tired but proud. Took some time to get in to and out of the Land Rover. It’s a long way off the ground after 100km. Discovered the stairs in our accommodation were also challenging. Liz made the right move choosing the downstairs bedroom.
In bed by about 5am. Sleep elusive as all muscles screamed and feet throbbed. 

Thanks to everyone who supported us, our awesome crew, our families, our friends, our workmates. That support  got us through the hard parts, and there were many of them. But we did it, we stayed together the entire way, we looked out for each other and we finished friends (I think). Great to know the funds we raised will help to support the cyclone ravaged Vanuatu people amongst many other good works.
http://www.oxfamtrailwalker.org.nz/otw15/teams/gallafonts
And yes Evan, I would do it again.
"you're only cheating yourself"




Thursday, 22 May 2014

Drinking vs reading

Signs that beer has become more important in your (my) life than books.

1. You have a "to be drunk"  pile that goes down faster than your "to be read" pile. It also gets replenished more quickly and with more enthusiasm.

2. You start ordering beer online and get excited when parcels of beer appear on your doorstep.

3. You go to bed with a beer. (I'm not that bad, yet)

4. You read beer reviews on the internet.

5. You have an app for logging and reviewing what you drink.

6. You work your way through all the different beers from your favourite brewery.

7. You judge a beer by its label.

8. You photograph your beer and then you instagram it. 
 8a. you realise it's not just you that has a problem when your beer photos get more likes than your book photos.

9. You wish they made a movie of your favourite beer.

10. You look forward to attending a beer festival not a book reading.

11. You judge people on what they drink.

12. Your favourite store is no longer the bookstore.

13. You get excited when your local beer seller has new stock in.

14. You follow your favourite brewers on all social media.

15. You pair your beer with your fiction. 

16. When you've finished a beer you can't throw away the empty bottle.

17. You wish there was a way to store beer in your phone and access it through the headphone socket with a straw. (someone, work on that)


18. Sometimes you want to bookmark your beer and come back to it later.

19. You have hops on your socks. In fact, didn't Dr Seuss write a book about beer..no maybe not.

20. You keep your beer where previously you kept your books. Beershelf anyone?

21.Someone cracks open a beer in a movie and you pause play to see what it is they are drinking.

22. You've given up any thoughts of writing a book and started thinking about brewing your own beer.

23 You attend more beer clubs than book clubs.




Friday, 28 February 2014

Ode to your beard




I knew you before there was beard
When there was just music
Then there was beard
We had music and beard, sometimes we had beard music
It made me happy
Now there will be no beard
We will still have music?
Will the music diminish without beard?
Don't make me listen to Coldplay





You are only the second person I have written poetry (loosely named) for.
Such are the depths of my concern somethingclever.

Friday, 20 December 2013

Beard addiction

How to recognise you have a beard addiction


1. You keep getting beard related terms added to urban dictionary. "beardsnuggle" and "beardfilter" and "beardsicle".

2. You get excited when you discover new words that are beard/hair related.

3. Movember makes you cry, Novembeard makes you smile.

3. You have a beard playlist on spotify, youtube and a beard pinterest.

4. You can't imagine dating a non bearded man. Scratch that, a boy.

5. You hate xmas but you love Santa.

6. When thinking about a photography project for 2014 you think of 365 beards.

7. If the man in your life shaved his beard, you might break up with him. 

8. The dwarves are you favourite characters in The Hobbit.

9. You only remember the old bearded guy (RIP) in Home Alone.

10. You wonder why no-one has created a bearded Chippendales type male revue. Complete with kilts, plaid and tattoos. (hey I thought of it first). Oh and axes...there would need to be axes...

Addendum (I've stooped to a new low)
11. When you think about writing beard poetry because when you googled it there just didn't seem be anything out there.

Houston, I think I have a problem.
If I start talking about getting a beard tattooed on...call for help.

Related blog: Music to beard to

p.s. my foam roller also has a beard. That might be a whole nuther addiction.

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Tuesday, 10 December 2013

Music to beard to

Spotify playlist
Youtube playlist

The best beards in the music business

A
Alabama Shakes  - Hold on(Zac Cockrell)

Alex Clare - Won't let you down

Alexi Murdock - All of my days

Anders Osborne

Angus Stone - Wooden Chair

B
Band of Horses  - No one's gonna love you (Ben Bridwell)

Band of Skulls -Death by Diamonds and Pearls

Ben Caplan - down to the river

Ben Sinister  - I'm the one leaving you 
Couldn't find a video of this :(
Blind Melon - For my friends

Bon Iver - Blood Bank

Bonnie Prince Billy - They Way

Brown Bird - Bilge water

Buffalo Killers - Let it ride

Built to Spill - Strange (Doug Martsch)

Busby Marou - Get you out of here

C
Chris Stapleton - what are you listening to

City and Colour - Comin home 
The hurry and the harm  
Clock Opera - Once and for all

Clutch - electric worry (Neil Fallon)

Cold - When angels fly away

Counting Crows - She Don't want nobody near

D
Damien Rice - Rootless Tree

Dan Auerbach - Heartbroken in disrepair

Dan Mangan - Sold

Dead Man's Bones - In the room where you sleep (OMG Ryan Gosling)

Devendra Banhart - Fur Hildegard von bingen

Dirigible Ego 

Dr John - Revolution

E
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros -Chickens in love

Eels - New Alphabet

F
Fat Freddys Drop - Wandering eye

Father John Misty - Hollywood Forever Cemetery sings

Fleet foxes - White winter hymnal

Frank Turner - The Way I tend to be

Frightened Rabbit - The Woodpile

Foo Fighters - Everlong

Fossil Collective - Let it Go

Four Year Strong

G
Grateful Dead - Friend of the Devil

Grey Kingdom - when the seasons change

H
Hot Water Music - Drag my Body

I
Into it.Over it - New North Side

Iron and Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth

J
James Vincent Mc Morrow

Jose Gonzalez - Heartbeats

J Roddy Walston and the Business - Take it as it comes

Julius C - Don't want anybody

K
Kadavar - Come back life

Kasabian - Underdog

Kingswood - She's my baby

Kongos - Come with me now

L
Langhorne Slim and the Law

Larry and his flask 

Hobos lament  
Les Savy Fav-  the sweat descends

letlive. - Younger

Liam Finn - Second Chance

M
Manchester Orchestra - I can feel a hot one

Marc Broussard - Hurricane Heart

Matisyahu - King without a crown

Matt Corby - Resolution

Matt Mays - City of Lakes

Matt Nathanson - Come on get higher

Memphis May Fire - Miles away

Middle Brother - Mom and Dad

Mojave 3  - Love songs on the radio (Neil Halstead)

My Morning Jacket - Wordless chorus

Mumford and sons - the cave

O
Obadiah Parker - Hey ya cover (Mat Weddle)

Odd Hugo - kissing in the falling rain

Of the wand and the moon - sunspot

Old Man's Beard - Tofino

Oliver Tank - Last night I heard everything in slow motion

T
The Avett Brothers - Bring your love to me

The Beards - If your dad doesn't have a beard you've got 2 mums

The Black Keys (Dan Auerbach)- I'll be your man

The Cave singers - Swim club

The Civil Wars - The one that got away

The Dirty Heads - Strike Gently

The Fumes - Automobile

The Head and the Heart - down in the valley

The Magic Numbers - This is a song

The National - I need my girl

The Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band

The Roots - The Seed

The Sheepdogs - Feeling Good

The Silent Comedy - Bartholomew

The Weeknd - Devil May cry

Trouble and Daughter  - We once thought

TV on the Radio - Will do

W
Walk off the earth - Red hands

Walk the Moon - Tightrope (meets the 2 beard minimum)

Widespread Panic - The Ballad of John and Yoko

William Fitzsimmons - Passion Play

Z
Zac Brown Band - Free

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