Beard addiction

How to recognise you have a beard addiction


1. You keep getting beard related terms added to urban dictionary. "beardsnuggle" and "beardfilter" and "beardsicle".

2. You get excited when you discover new words that are beard/hair related.

3. Movember makes you cry, Novembeard makes you smile.

3. You have a beard playlist on spotify, youtube and a beard pinterest.

4. You can't imagine dating a non bearded man. Scratch that, a boy.

5. You hate xmas but you love Santa.

6. When thinking about a photography project for 2014 you think of 365 beards.

7. If the man in your life shaved his beard, you might break up with him. 

8. The dwarves are you favourite characters in The Hobbit.

9. You only remember the old bearded guy (RIP) in Home Alone.

10. You wonder why no-one has created a bearded Chippendales type male revue. Complete with kilts, plaid and tattoos. (hey I thought of it first). Oh and axes...there would need to be axes...

Addendum (I've stooped to a new low)
11. When you think about writing beard poetry because when you googled it there just didn't seem be anything out there.

Houston, I think I have a problem.
If I start talking about getting a beard tattooed on...call for help.

Related blog: Music to beard to

p.s. my foam roller also has a beard. That might be a whole nuther addiction.